Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Name the episode

I think the only way to get through this is to laugh at how ridiculous the whole situation is.

I still need to deem a winner from the Festivus airing of grievances but since I really could use a good laugh today, bust out your thinking caps and name the Jerry Springer episode that my Dad's family belongs on.

Cre8tivity here is key!! There might have to be multiple prize winners because I really need to laugh.



15 comments:

Regina said...

"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but what do you do when you have a family full of boogers???"

Living on the Spit said...

"The test results are in...You are NOT the father."

I suppose that would come in pretty handy right now, right? Wait, that's Maury Povich, huh?

Your friends are right, you have your sane side of the family and have good friends...you don't need or deserve this.

Marlene

Rhonda said...

Jen, stay away from the Jerry Springer show......LOL.....you need Dr. Phil or a strong mojo spell plus a voodoo doll or two. That should take care of the problem.
Alighty then, seriously, pray of those nuts then dust them from the hem of your stylish clothing....rough translation there.
If you are like me, granddads are special. I'm pretty sure yours knew how you felt about him.
Take care of yourself.

CatQuilter said...

Gutless Wonders and their Skanks

Take care of yourself, Jen. My two-cents worth: Don't let your dad lay a guilt trip on you. He's a liar married to the worst sort. Wonderful combination, eh?

Hugs,
Cathy

LADY JANES' EMPORIUM said...

Jen,Gosh...with your MIGRANE getting worse(OK...Work with me here).. sounds to me...lol...that PERHAPS you should be... lol...confined to bed....Maybe with a gallon of Icecream... tv remote in hand...Jerry Springer tuned in...watching....
"UNVENTING REVENGE OF THE SPERM DONOR"

know what JEN,Somehow I think your Dad and my ExHusband Must be related!

jillquilts said...

Oh, I love Regina's and Cathy's! They are great!

Debi said...

Jerry Springer...too funny. How about Rednecks from Wisconsin, Marry a Liar become a Liar!

Luv to quilt said...

Jerks Are Us" is my pick.

I have read your Blog every day for the past year.
All the things you do for others. All the quilts you have made for others. Its is not you.

You deserve way better than the way your dad treated you. You owe him nothing.
I so sorry to hear of your grandfather's death.

BitnByAQuiltingBug said...

Ok....this is so not like me....but I'm going with Jerry Springer meets Darth Vader. "Jen, I am your father". Jerry Springer may be a better deal than the one you got. Best I got for ya, Kiddo!
Hang tuff...they can't beat the good ones down no matter how hard they try.....
Can you hear me singing? Weeee are the Championssssssss, my friend..... It ain't purty......

Regina said...

How I climbed my way out of the cesspool that is my gene pool on the strands of a few good DNA.

Anonymous said...

Oh, Jen. Lurker here. I just wanted to send some hugs your way and say your dad is an A$$. I'm sorry.

~Sarah

Carol VR said...

Honey, you father isn't really your father.... I went to a sperm bank.

Deadbeat dads.

RIP.... Really Impossible People

Sandee said...

Jen, my heart goes out to you. I know just what you are going thru and life is not fair. On the other hand have you seen the blog whirl into winter quilt blog giveaway. It starts tomorrow and has about 12 blogs that you can go to , leave a comment and you might win something. If you want to e-mail me I can send you the link. Sandy B 43sjb@charter.net

Linda said...

Very sorry you lost your grandfather!
As far as the Jerry Springer show...how about a "how to" show...
"Grieving for loved ones while hiding the remains of stepfamily"
Wishing you the best and clearing a path to the granite quarries incase it is needed :D

Anonymous said...

Jen, You are so talented and energetic. Don't let your dads problem become yours. Accept him as your father but remember that you have a choice to be miserable or happy and the only one who can make you miserable or happy is you. Remember it's your CHOICE.